Description:

SORRY, MAYBE NEXT TIME

New & Improved Box of Crap. We've listened to your feedback, and we've refined the box of crap for another round! This time we're going to try to make it a little more industry-specific for you, and we'll try to make sure that your... ummm.. ample frame fits into any garment that may be included.

Shipping Wednesday 12/20 for Friday 12/22 -OR- Saturday 12/23 delivery based on shipping carrier. (We can't control the shipping companies)

Details:

Who knows what will show up in your box-o-crap? It could be something fun, or useful, a half of a bag of skittles (not really, but maybe?), or an unbelievable deal on secret item.

Box contents:

Some random goodies from the warehouse
12x12x12 Box filled with love (and maybe some farts)

Yadda Yadda Yadda:

We're asking for different sizes, but that does not mean that you will definitely get something that needs a size.
You could be disappointed. You probably would be.. but maybe not.
We have some really neat stuff in the warehouse. You don't get to have any of that though (or will you?)
This is a fun surprise, don't be a crybaby if it's something that you don't need.
No returns/exchanges, credits, or refunds you weirdos
Excluded from all other discounts